“You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic.”
That is a dumbwaiter.
Them shits are tiny elevators and ive already beat this story to death with everyone around me. On the 4th, me and a few friends decided to visit another friend who works in a hospital. He works on the bottom floor and while we were there, we got to see the dumbwaiter in action…
After a few minutes we decided to put someone in it and send them up a few floors. I am EXTREMELY claustrophobic you see. So i really didnt want to go. So dirty decided to go first, she made it back in one piece. So i finally Manned up and got in that damn thing. With my face resting on my knees in this pitch black box, i went up maybe 2 floors when a nurse opens the dumbwaiter and proceeds to scream in terror. In complete shock, the only words i could mutter were “uh…could you please press the ground level button?” She asked wtf i was doin in there, but all i could say was..”i was put in here.” She called security and they were out looking for me. I got away so it was alright.
That was the 2nd time in my whole life that i fit a description, but only the first time that i was the actual person they were looking for. Exciting? i know.
I wasnt lying.
|mood| I feel like Truman.