“You wont let those robots eat me.”




this is why i dont eat at home.

im 100% positive that there is something in my fridge that can kill you if you ate it. i have to stash my own groceries in my room to eat because the people here are such god damn pack rats. i live off of capri sun, soy milk, circus animal cookies, and food from other peoples houses. dont ever come over for dinner. ever.




Dont buy it.

|mood| Tina come get some..steak?

Advertisements

11 Comments

Filed under Uncategorized

11 responses to “

  1. Oh man, In N Out burger sounds so good right now, too.
    Gah.
    Great fridge shot; mine is almost the exact opposite. I think I can name off it’s entire list of content by memory.
    Here goes: [hm, Dan and I drank all my beer, so forget that] hummus, tabouli, one green pepper, six eggs, an onion, a medium sized jar of Miracle Whip, Westsoy unsweetened soy milk, one jar of Frank’s hot sauce [from my roomie who moved out months ago]…
    Ok, so I was wrong. There’s some stuff in the freezer too, I think. Some kind of meat.
    It’s frozen, though.
    [scratches head]

  2. Yeah I know what you mean.  First its ‘hey whats your name?’
    then its ‘hey wanna spoon?’
    …I’m all set with that.
    -D

  3. …all set with that.
    -D

  4. One more thing…Is that ‘Hospital Radio’ your artwork?
    Its nothing short of tryptophantastic.
    -D

  5. Anonymous

    good lord. i don’t recognise half the things in the fridge.

  6. Yeah dudeee, i have to wear a friggin BOOT now. suckssss

  7. Anonymous

    oh my god. i thought chinese people were bad. your family has them beat. does it smell? go sniff it and tell me if it smells. -=)

  8. I bet you need my gas mask when you open that thing!!

  9. i found something in a bag marked with an experation date from two years ago in my fridge. i have no clue what it was, but i dropped it on the floor. of course it exploded everywhere. what else can you expect from a rotten, two year old, piece of “food”.

  10. fridges like that scare me. no lie. you never know what yur about to touch.

  11. Anonymous

    lmao. i say get some shots or bust out with some lysol disinfectant spray b4 opening it. u might get rabbies. <3

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s